I Offer 2 Services, Fuckin' & Fightin’ Choose Wisely Tee

*** To Keep Us Eco-Friendly Each Tee Is Made To Order, This Means YOU NEED To Check The Size Chart. WE Will Not Accept Returns Due To YOUR Mistakes. WE Don't Have A Warehouse And No Need For YOUR Mistake Tee ***

This garment-dyed tee feels lived-in from the first wear — soft, substantial, and quietly confident. Hand-lettered script wraps the front and back with a playful, brash attitude that sits comfortably against the tee’s muted, vintage-like color. It layers easily under a flannel or stands alone with worn denim, bringing a warm, slightly rebellious energy to weekend errands, late-night bonfires, or a slow coffee run. The heavyweight cotton and relaxed cut drape in a way that suggests you’ve owned it for years, while the tubular knit and single-piece construction keep the silhouette clean and simple. For someone who values texture, weight, and a little tongue-in-cheek bravado, this shirt feels like a good friend you can reach for on any casual day.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)

- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and soft hand

- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette

- Double-needle stitching and sewn-in label for long-lasting construction

- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk and relaxed fit

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean