Smile if ya tryin' to Fuck Tee

*** To Keep Us Eco-Friendly Each Tee Is Made To Order, This Means YOU NEED To Check The Size Chart. WE Will Not Accept Returns Due To YOUR Mistakes. WE Don't Have A Warehouse And No Need For YOUR Mistake Tee ***

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings bold hand-lettered attitude to everyday wear. The heavy-weight cotton drapes with a lived-in softness from the post-construction dye, and the dense inked script sits confidently across the chest and back — a wry, in-your-face message for people who like their humor loud and wearable. It layers easily under a jacket or stands alone with jeans at a show or a night out. The relaxed cut and durable double-stitched seams mean it moves with you and lasts through repeated wears and washes. Choose a deep, vintage color to let the playful but unapologetic lettering pop.

Put it on when you want to make people laugh, roll their eyes, or start a conversation. It belongs in the closets of folks who favor irreverent graphic tees, small-venue gigs, and nights with friends where the punchline matters more than the pretense.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, pre-shrunk, heavy-weight feel

- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and lived-in texture

- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting wear

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste

- Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label and 58 color options

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean